Back Road to the White House


Can you believe the politicians in luxury bus convoys crisscrossing Iowa to prove how much they’re just like the people outside choking on their diesel fumes whilst standing in sun scorched lines to get a glimpse of them? Palin, Bachmann, now even Obama. Nauseating.

Nothing says “I’m one of you” like a bus with overstuffed leather seats, plasma screens and an endless supply of fizzy water and finger food. I’m practically verklempt by the compassion. These people just give and give and give.

But the presidential wannabes’ rural travels inspired a thought. A thought so profound my brothers and sisters that I implore you to join me in a quest to make it so.

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