DNC Votes to Ball gag Kerry

11/1/2006

RNC Launches $50 million Campaign Calling Dems Kinky

EWM- (Nov. 1, 2006) In the final step toward ceding the 2004 election debate to the customary mindless irrelevancy, leaders from both major parties announced plans that will occupy the media and stupefy the public for the final week of the campaign.

The Democrats plan to issue a ball gag to Sen. John Kerry (D-Misstate), whose inept stand-up comedy skills led to him insulting troops rather than his intended target–the inept President who is getting them killed…

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