Mother’s Day Calls Prompt NSA Alert

5/15/2006

“The chatter was off the charts.”

EWM- (May 15, 2006) Lights were burning into the wee hours at the National Security Agency last night as spooks and spies monitored a deluge of domestic phone calls occurring throughout Sunday. An unofficial tally put the call spike in the “tens of millions.”

“The chatter was off the charts,” said NSA terror-call cartographer Alex Ghrambell. “It can only mean one thing. Get out the duct tape, we are doomed.”

Bush Administration officials were frantically reconnoitering this morning trying to determine whether to put the nation on a higher threat alert status, have the President declare marshal law, or propose another tax cut. Others were not so sure…

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