Bush Solidifies Base

5/2/2006

Tongues wag as 32% of U.S. turns into pillars of salt.

EWM- (May 2, 2006) The nation is reeling over a poll released today that shows the 32 percent of Americans that still approve of the president have turned into pillars of salt. The stunning discovery may account for the impervious few that still regard the Bush years as a success, despite abundant stimuli indicating otherwise.

While most of America fretted over the fate of pig-headed uncles or nephews that had joined the College Republicans, the news was met with curious indifference by the White House. “Around here, we call that solidifying the base,” chuckled an Administration source.

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