Bush to Appoint Secretary of Vilification

4/2/2006

Made-Up Musings

EWM- (April 2, 2006) Eyewitness Muse has learned that the jettisoning of Chief of Staff Andrew Card was but a harbinger of a major shake-up planned by President Bush in an effort to right his rudderless presidency.

Phase II of “Operation 2008 Can’t Come Soon Enough” will involve the creation of a post designed to put out existing fires and resurrect a legacy that’s horrendous even before it exists. The appointment of a Secretary of Vilification will consolidate scapegoating efforts and attempt to bring competence to what is widely seen as a ham-handed effort to shift the blame for a litany of foreign and domestic policy debacles…

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