Tancredo Calls for Catapult to Return Aliens


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EWM- (March 30, 2006) Anti-immigrant firebrand Representative Tom Tancredo (R-CO) said today that he’s looking forward to the upcoming House-Senate conference to reconcile differences in the immigration bill and will seek to add provisions that will make the final version even tougher.

“We’re going to build a wall to keep them out and I’m proposing a catapult to send those already here back,” said Tancredo, “when those alien rascals see their amigos being returned via airmail, they’ll think twice about climbing my wall to come here and take our jobs…”

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