Stand up for Liberty: Piss in Your Yard


The Muse lamented the loss of liberty in the U.S.A. in last week’s “Oodles of Googles.” Little did I know that our Internet search habits were but the nub of the Administration’s interest in our private and lawful activities.

This morning, I thought April Fools Day had come early when I was greeted by news that the G-men have sought and received permission from Washington, D.C.-area public service districts to test raw sewage for cocaine. I’m not making this up.

According to the Washington Post, Fairfax County, Va. has “agreed to participate in a White House pilot program to analyze wastewater from communities throughout the Potomac River Basin for the urinary byproducts of cocaine.”

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